Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 11, 2012

flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 05, 2023

tail hair

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

When he took his boxer shorts off the tail hair was so long, it was almost was as long as his penis

by tory borty November 16, 2013

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 22, 2017

Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023