Ethan Bunney

A goat fucking faggot that sucks at fortnite and can also be called John he is mostly sighted at night eating grass in your yard if you see a Ethan Bunney/John please call the Global Wildlife and report an escaped faggot

Oh no one of global wildlife’s faggot Ethan Bunney things is eating our grass again

by Bigquy May 25, 2018

Ethan Walkuski

King simp
Consents to pegging regularly
Will eat ass, regardless of gender
Chicks dig scars, especially on the ballsack

Colin pulled an Ethan Walkuski last time he shaved..

by Klefman February 25, 2020

meah and ethan

Meah and Ethan, the perfect couple. They are both very athletic and loves winning. They usually shipped by their best of friends. They secretly like each other, but they just try to hide it.

Meah and Ethan: hey!
Their friends: sup Methan. 🥴

by Melody Thomas November 21, 2020

Ethan Choi

Usually marries people named STacey Na but also has flings with other men all the time. Half-korean, half-mongolian inbred of the Obama administration. The crown jewel of the empire but wont admit it. In fact he struggles to speak english and talks like a chimpanzee.

You that nigga ethan choi? Fuck yeah my ballsack.

by iwilldestroyseanroh October 25, 2019

Ethan Saturley

The best boxer in the world also known as muscles of a god

Ethan Saturley is the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be

by Pro boxer October 29, 2019

Ethan Hannon

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.

Ethan Hannon is so sexy

by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020

Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021