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blast ball

A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive
Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"
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Jittle blast

When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.
Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.
by Unknownnutbuster February 4, 2024
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Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020
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Gender Blasting

Publicly assuming someone’s gender. Usually an offense tactic used by conservatives to disrupt the liberal agenda.
The nurse gender blasted Kourtney’s new born by saying “its a boy!”

Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.

Gender blasting
by MYTHBOY July 7, 2019
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dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning
"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"
by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025
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Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.
The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom
by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022
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Blasted

It could mean having or getting a lot of tattoos or getting shot, like emptying out a full clip on someone.
Damn, did you see his tattoos? That guy got blasted!
Yo, them foos went blasting on the enemies. They got shot at.
by MistahRigoh September 11, 2021
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