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Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018
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Phoenix Blue Beard

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards
by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008
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noseless under-beard

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010
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dirty majestic beard

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's
Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard
by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019
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By the surly beard of Mfrik!

By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.
by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010
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White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.
"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."
by xHorderlands January 12, 2012
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bearded dragon

An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.
I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.
by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011
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