Well

A deep subject for shallow minds.

Todd: We’re done for now.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.

by Pope Juan Paul the 2nd March 30, 2024

well book

Is another autospell nightmare turned good. On the 1st gen Nokia if you typed the word cool on the numeric pad it would often autocorrect to "book".

Those sneakers are well book

by Theneverready March 16, 2020

well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

by danktle September 6, 2020

Well, it does and it does

You were told never to say it

Hym "Well, it does and it doesn't... Like me, over the course of your entire life you were told never to say it..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Mos Well

Might as well

Timmy, are you taking the trash out tonight ? Shid, I Mos Well.

by Tee400 September 26, 2020

Well That's Fantastic

Used as an ironic reference to the fact that it abbreviates as WTF. Said whenever someone gives you useless information about their life that you don't know how to respond to

Random Acquaintance: I bought this cheeseboard from Waitrose and it doesn't even have Wensleydale!
You: Well That's Fantastic (read: I do not care one bit)

by rottingxoxox February 15, 2024

the medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2012