sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Gripes my tail

When something really bothers you.

That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!

by JRBIV January 1, 2022

Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.

by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022

Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official

An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.

"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"

by Alexa The Fox_Official February 11, 2021

Dragon Tail

1. When you fart and it follows you.

2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.

A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.

1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."

2.

Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"

by Andy will live forever more... July 28, 2016

slut tail

slut tail involes meeting a slut,getting a wank off a slut,getting head off a slut and fucking a slut...

good slut tail is when the chick is nice looking
bad slut tail is when the chick is fat and fugly

slut tail is diffent to normal sluts,normal sluts just meet anyone,slut tail have a bit more class(n maybe ass) than normal sluts

slut tail still wear the mini skirts nexpossed top its all good!!!!

person-1: I got myself some slut tail yesturday
person-2: nice

by jaystar1er October 2, 2007