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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Blessmug.

A morning weasley

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.
Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.
by jizz brothers September 1, 2011
mugGet the A morning weasleymug.

When morning starts

Morning starts from 12am to 3pm
When Morning starts its from 12am to 3pm
by Taco dan April 7, 2021
mugGet the When morning startsmug.

Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
mugGet the Poets Morningmug.

morning asshole

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole
by JR miami February 26, 2018
mugGet the morning assholemug.

Morning puncture

When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.
"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"
by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010
mugGet the Morning puncturemug.

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