Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
Get the Jason Mimosamug. Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.
Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.
by Blackman444kkk December 6, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. jason can be nice sometimes. He proby has avoidant attachment style and daddy issues, He’s probably also gonna make you wait for him for 6 months and then tell you he doesn’t want you then send you this really confusing paragraph that says you make him smile and blush but he doesn’t want a relationship w you he just wants to treat you like his gf but he doesn’t want a actual relationship. This probably is gonna hurt you and make you overthink but you generally don’t think he gives a fuck.
jason is a faggot
by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023
Get the jasonmug. The Jason Lemkin effect is when you feel 10X more excitement for one event/project over others competing for your attention.
I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.
by rukn@ September 27, 2021
Get the The Jason Lemkin Effectmug.