A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008

by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011

Derivative of appreciation for the beard. Furthermore, the beards of Israel's prophets, because they were forbidden to cut them (Lev. 19:27, 21:5).
Whether a man or a woman, a facet of one's personality CAN be dubbed "Prophet's Beard" if used in the correct context. This given context must include a physical aspect that is paired with one's personality (ie. guitar, comb, or book). Consequently, one can have multiple Prophet's Beards.
-Term invented by John T. Boruff.
1. An interjection of excitement.
2. Another phrase for "cool."
3. An expression of one's personal hobby.
Whether a man or a woman, a facet of one's personality CAN be dubbed "Prophet's Beard" if used in the correct context. This given context must include a physical aspect that is paired with one's personality (ie. guitar, comb, or book). Consequently, one can have multiple Prophet's Beards.
-Term invented by John T. Boruff.
1. An interjection of excitement.
2. Another phrase for "cool."
3. An expression of one's personal hobby.
1. Duuude! Prophet's Beard!! Shaaw...
2. Aw man, that is sooo Prophet's Beard.
3. My guitar is my Prophet's Beard, because it is used for one of my hobbies.
2. Aw man, that is sooo Prophet's Beard.
3. My guitar is my Prophet's Beard, because it is used for one of my hobbies.
by John T. Boruff May 2, 2004

By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010

Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard
by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010
