Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018
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Phoenix Blue Beard

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards
by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008
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bearded dragon

An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.
I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.
by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011
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Prophet's Beard

Derivative of appreciation for the beard. Furthermore, the beards of Israel's prophets, because they were forbidden to cut them (Lev. 19:27, 21:5).
Whether a man or a woman, a facet of one's personality CAN be dubbed "Prophet's Beard" if used in the correct context. This given context must include a physical aspect that is paired with one's personality (ie. guitar, comb, or book). Consequently, one can have multiple Prophet's Beards.

-Term invented by John T. Boruff.

1. An interjection of excitement.
2. Another phrase for "cool."
3. An expression of one's personal hobby.
1. Duuude! Prophet's Beard!! Shaaw...
2. Aw man, that is sooo Prophet's Beard.
3. My guitar is my Prophet's Beard, because it is used for one of my hobbies.
by John T. Boruff May 2, 2004
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By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.
by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010
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dirty majestic beard

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's
Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard
by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019
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noseless under-beard

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010
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