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Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes
by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020
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I'm fuckin this goat

To state that you are in charge of a situation. You are the leader of the pack. Others are just there for support.
I'm fuckin this goat, you're just holdin the horns.
by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009
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Get Your Goat

To aggravate someone.

The saying "Get Your Goat" supposedly originated from the early horse racing days, where goats were kept with nervous race horses to keep them calm before the race, and if you wanted to beat the competition you would get their goat causing their horse to become agitated and unable to race. (from: http://goathavenfarm.tripod.com/)
Don't let him bother you, he's just trying to get your goat.
by sunshine1489 July 30, 2008
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toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.
dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?
by j sag October 26, 2009
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gets my goat

The way you are chewing with your mouth open right now really just gets my goat
by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016
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Goat Ropper

Person wanting to emulate the cowboy life without the labour. Would rather "rope goats" than herd cows.
"That boy ain't no real cowboy, he's a goat ropper - give him a lasso'n cow pony and he'd rather wrangle a ram."
mugGet the Goat Roppermug.

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.
Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.
by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009
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