Carpet fairy

someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where

Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams

Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier

Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

poop fairy

The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.

Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.

by Urwordman69 January 24, 2025

flobber fairy

A flobber fairy is someone changes themselves to fit into certain crowds.

Gosh why does she have to be such a flobber fairy.

by Popasquirt. February 10, 2025

Visit from the tooth fairy

A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.

Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"

Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."

by matt000111 June 5, 2024

alpha fairy wolf

yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.

"mirror mirror on the wall who is the most alpha fairy wolf out of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024

ALPHA FAIRY WOLF

yoselin. yes you yoselin. yoselin. yos....e....lin. yes YOU. YOU ARE THE STRONGEST ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. YOU ARE THE ONLY ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. you are the best.

"mirror mirror on the wall...whos the most alpha fairy wolf of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024

Giggling fairy

a giggling fairy is somebody who is very crazy or very gay it is usually meant to insult people. or it could be used for somebody to describe themselves.

“I am such a giggling fairy”

“that queer is such a giggling fairy”

by Birdlover02 July 1, 2024