A smelly fat ugly mother fucking Mario genderbend forskin looking ass mother fucking market share prices rose bitch fucking mother fucking ass dr. Panda Express mother fucking look ass bitch that deserves to fucking die. 🤒
Person 1: I beat up Brooke that smelly fat fucking bitch 🥴🥴
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
by Endermayne 🥴💅 February 20, 2022
Get the Brookemug. Brooke Holsten is the most amazing friend you could have, shes funny, smart, amazing, gorgeus and more!
by Georgina sparkss November 5, 2020
Get the Brooke Holstenmug. a very nice person and lovely to talk to like horse (to much for me) and the best tipe of skittles for me :)
by Atomik toxin February 7, 2018
Get the sadie brooksmug. The whole town is basically white and 90% jewish. Girls who pretty much are down for anything. Only wear lululemon and brandy melville - are close to rye so adapt their alcoholic behaviors and are overall slutty. Will most likely go to blind brook which is full of fake blondes who all have eating disorders!! All the moms there are best friends so your friends are basically only your friends because of your moms. 99% of them are most likely vape or smoke and drink an insane amount of titos. Boys are racist short little boys who play football and lose every game.
by dbroggs August 12, 2023
Get the Rye Brookmug. by I love gray Dolan May 6, 2018
Get the brooke taylormug. Brooke is a very kind person. She puts others before her, in most cases. Sometimes she wants to be popular, so she'll ditch you for a new friend group, but don't worry, she'll come running back. She's had some past incidents recalling her parents reading her things, and it's made her very sensitive. She acts very happy, but if you know her, you'll find she hides her feelings. She hates texting first, because she feels she'll annoy people. She should know she won't. She hates the pleading face emoji, and will block you if you use it. She's managed to get lots of guys to like her, and even a couple girls. Brooke's best friend is super cool, pretty, and awesome. Brooke is kind of depressed, but don't worry, she still is fun to hang out with. Brooke is a very good friend, and you should keep her around.
A: hey, i like you
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee
Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee
B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.
B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee
Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee
B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.
B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)
by taylorswiftyayaya February 1, 2021
Get the Brookemug. She's a band kid, if you cross paths with her DO NOT MAKE HER ANGRY,she and her friends will sacrifice you to the brass gods
Brooke what the heck?!
by Eat_the_wheat October 27, 2019
Get the Brookemug.