Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018

Baked

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016

BAKE

bake is a synonym for chill out or relax

liv asks yousef

how many tings you got bro-liv
bake off my ting fam -yousef

by Qwgid February 28, 2021

Baking the Piss

Another way of saying Taking the Mickey. This time, there's no Disney twist. Sorry malwarebytes!

Rosechu, stop Baking the Piss!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019

Baked

Sexy , Just Right , Super Cute

Dang That Boy Is Baked

by CeeCeeBaeeBayyy November 25, 2011