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douche bag

A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world.
A person with no logic at all.
Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them.
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!

ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,
by keeping it real!!!!! September 30, 2006
mugGet the douche bagmug.

SHTF bag

A duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. Commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-prone areas. Typically contains a map & compass, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, space blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. Acronym for the term "Shit Hits The Fan."
I got my M4, a stash of .223 NATO, a knife and a coupla MREs in my SHTF bag, who knows when we'll need em?
by JunkyardECM July 17, 2009
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ham bag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him
by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008
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bag that shit

A term in which is used by most commonly drug users.
Dealer: "How much you want?"
Customer: "Quarter ounce"
Deal: "This do for you?"
Customer: "Bag that shit."
by RawTing October 12, 2015
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chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.
after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag
by ben dussy November 8, 2008
mugGet the chonch bagmug.

Tripple Bagging

The act of Double Bagging a man's penis while the woman wears a female condom. The end result being the feeling of your penis wearing two layers of under-armour adorned with a raincoat on top of it. On the bright side, you'll last longer.
Oh man, i was about to go to bed with this purity Christian girl , started to bag it, then notice her whip out two more condoms! But it was my first time, so i We ended up Tripple Bagging it, and finally came 2 hours later.
by Naquann Williams August 8, 2010
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Bag Hawk

"This is a densely populated bag hawk area"

"Those Fucking hippie bitches are killing off all of the bag hawks!"
by HotRodthePenatrator April 13, 2009
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