Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

The Last Fartbender

Piss... Shit... Puke... Fart. Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony until the Puke nation attacked. Only the Avatar the master of all 4 elements (avatar pisses, shits, pukes and farts in the background) can stop them but when the world needed him the most he vanished. 100 years later, me and my brother found a new avatar, a fartbender named Aang. Though his fartbending skills are amazing he needs to learn the other 3 elements but I believe Aang can save the world.

The Last Fartbender is the greatest show on Fletnix.

by Diego_Brando May 27, 2022

Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012

Last of the Mohicans

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

by SpodaFucker February 4, 2024

Last-minute Nelly

Someone who chronically finishes task at the last possible moment.

"Anton is such a last-minute Nelly, she achosts at the last possible moment"

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

Last of the Chivalrikans

refers to the very few present day men that still believe in and show chivalry towards women.

i went on a date last night with this amazing guy. He opened doors for me, pulled out my chair, and didn't even try to get any from me at the end of the night! He must be one of the last of the chivalrikans.

by xtinab May 16, 2010

Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late

by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018