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Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.
by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020
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Redneck

Redneck is a derogatory term chiefly, but not exclusively, applied to white Americans perceived to be CRASS and UNSOPHISTICATED, closely associated with rural whites of the Southern United States. Its usage is similar in meaning to cracker, hillbilly, and white trash.
Rednecks last words "HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS" or "Hold my beer ill be right back" followed by the first sentence.
by Bruce Kerr April 19, 2021
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Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it
Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"
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Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024
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Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021
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redneck ice bucket

Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.
Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.
by DGT 4 Life!! October 22, 2015
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