redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar

I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.

by Gator Evan November 2, 2023

Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it

Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"

by Nℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️ May 30, 2019

Redneck

Redneck is a derogatory term chiefly, but not exclusively, applied to white Americans perceived to be CRASS and UNSOPHISTICATED, closely associated with rural whites of the Southern United States. Its usage is similar in meaning to cracker, hillbilly, and white trash.

Rednecks last words "HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS" or "Hold my beer ill be right back" followed by the first sentence.

by Bruce Kerr April 19, 2021

Mumblin' Redneck

Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.

That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.

by dickbabycakes December 15, 2021

redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips

"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."

by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016

Redneck-rigged

Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.

Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.

I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.

by MYGBF October 20, 2022

redneck

Person uneducated enough to NOT put on sunblock or use sunprotection and gets a painful neck. Today, can be of any race and citizen of any country.

- Beijing, China. Plaza of the Forbidden City.
- Honey, I forgot to pack the sunblock.
- You redneck!!

by Ty-H July 17, 2018