The Salty Pleasing Punisher

After recieving a massive load in your mouth you spit it back up &grab your nearest mouth wash and gargle for 2 minutes. after yourr gargle you swallow it and you recieve a cool yet salty yet pleasing texture taste in your mouth Leaving you with nice breath and a perfectly white&clean smile. =

Hey Josh just blew a big load in Ryans mouth.. eye witnesses say that "before ryan went in he had nasty moldy yellow teeth but when exiting he came out with minty fresh breath and a pearly white smile.. Damn that nigga must of got "The Salty Pleasing Punisher!"

by CheifMaster January 4, 2009

people pleaser

A people pleaser is a person who pleases people just for the sake of keeping them as a friend, or making them happy. They're often toxic and horrible to their friends, and very two faced. They're usually not trustworthy, and should be avoided at all costs for the sake of your mental health.

"I told Margaret that I hated Janet, and she told me she hated Janet too but I just found out today that Janet told Margaret the same thing and Margaret said she hated me! She sure is a people pleaser"

by MemeySatan December 27, 2016

pleasedness

Word used by annoyed short people

*attempts to stifle pleasedness*

by Borgs February 1, 2005

pleasure horse

the next step up from birthday pony. for girls who have had enough of head strong pony behavior and would like a ride which is pleasurable and reliable for a good, long, enjoyable ride, without any acting up.

cindy: i think i'm done with birthday ponies, i'm looking for a trustworthy mount now i think.

tara: you know Tom is quite the pleasure horse according to Nancy, you should give him a call.

by sherrismith October 9, 2008

Pleasanton

A nice little suburb of Oakland. Mainly families. These are the types of kids

Jocks: Usually get pretty good grades. Come from upper middle class families. Usually live in Parkside, sometimes Valley Trails, the Preserve Laguna Oaks or the area by Donlon.

Gamers: Usually really fat kids that think their funny. Can live anywhere. Spend their life with videogames, usually have youtube channels. Usually start out playing pokemon then skylanders then minecraft.

Skaters: Mostly popular kids that do drugs and brag a lot. Pretty fun people to hangout with. They will often do the dumbest shit you can think of. Can live anywhere but many of them live by Lydiksen, PMS, Foothill, or the neighborhood by Val Vista.

Richass's: Annoying kids that have little to know friend's that think their the shit. Live in Laguna Oaks, Golden Eagle, Castlewood, The Preserve, or Ruby Hills.

I wish I lived in Pleasanton

by Hammerballs October 4, 2016

Pleasure Stick

A stick used to pleasure a man or woman for long periods of time.

Man : Are you into pleasure sticks?
Woman : No, what the fuck is wrong with you!
Man : Nothing wrong with using a stick to please yourself!

by SilentFissure December 29, 2016