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Anal Passport

An informal promise made from one person to another to gaurantee them the privleges of having anal sex in the near future.
Guy 1: Hey man you will never believe it! I put in for my anal passport with Melena yesterday. I'm totally going to put it in her butt next time I see her.

Guy 2: Thats awsome dude, I got mine a few months ago from Jessica. It pays to ask early man. I'm gonna tag that ass next weekend
by poopshooter69 November 22, 2011
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Ships passing in the night

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018
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the glass passenger

The upcoming album from Jack's Mannequin proceeding the band's first album, Everything in Transit. Release date is sometime this August(2008). It's a compilation of deeper and complex themes Andrew has melodically created over these past few years which had been frightening and hopeful at the same time. Surviving Leukemia gave this man, my hero, a second chance to do what he loves, and he's doing it damn well.

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me: did you hear about Jack's Mannequin's new album, The Glass Passenger?

you: Who's Jack's Mannequin?

me: They are the best band on the planet with a frontman who inspires, gives hope, and has an inexplicable passion for his music which he passes on to his fans through the airwaves.
by Stephanie I. April 30, 2008
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passable

A term used to describe a shemale or transexual who can easily pass as a woman in a public setting.
Since John's date was totally passable, no one at the party knew that she was a ladyboy.
by Huskey Balls May 8, 2006
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Pasty

A kid that is incredibly pale, if you should come along to one you must salute for the PWA (pasty white army) that many of them represent and ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure to pay tribute to the original pasty, Pasty Whites
Stupid person: HAI
Evan Joe Bob Jension: Im pasty
Stupid person: OK
by Mr.Musick April 4, 2011
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pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".
Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.
by mikef91 August 12, 2005
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