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Awls Law

a law that states when you "make up a guy to get mad at" that guy really does exist
I made up a person who got mad at people who are in relationships with people that like cartoons because it makes them child coded. And then I saw a tweet saying this very same thing in earnest the next day. Another classic example of Awls Law in action.
by littlemeowmeow September 14, 2021
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legally by law

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.
"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "
by Rob$ June 26, 2008
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Side-Laws

The parents and relatives of your special person. Not In-laws because you aren't married. And not Out-Laws because they aren't rebels.
The side-laws are driving me crazy. They won't let my boyfriend come out with me.
by Little Olive Tree August 19, 2008
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Terry's Law.

Terry's Law

Based on Godwin's Law which states that: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
This adage shows that when an online discussion about the legalisation of certain drugs is created, it is inevitable that someone will instantly pipe in and state how it is really unfair that Alcohol, Tobacco and Caffeine are legal, while Cannabis, Cocaine and Heroin are still illegal in most places.

After a certain amount of time, the discussion becomes cyclical and utterly pointless, with both sides being completely unmoved by the arguement put forward by the opposing side.

Many will argue that prohibition has been proven to fail and point ot the rise of criminal gangs in early 20th Century United states of America, through illegal distillation and distribution of alcohol, coupled with speakeasies.

The other side will often point out that the prohibition of many recreational drugs is in the interest of the safety of the majority of the population.

Basically, and again in a similar vein to Godwin's law, this law states that the first person to argue for the legalisation of certain recreational drugs by using alcohol, tobacco or caffeine as a reference point instantly loses the arguement.
User 1: All drugs should be legal.

User 2: Boo hoo. I can't get any good coke because my stupid government have made it illegal, but they let people drink beer.

User 3: Another example of Terry's Law.
by Terry U2 January 10, 2008
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alt-laws

Inlaws that are Trump supporters
I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws
by briefcasehandler April 19, 2017
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Poe's Law

A writing expressing that, without obvious pointers, it is impossible to understand sarcasm. Commonly used whenever someone fails to understand a joke and makes themself look like a retard.
Anon one: Alligators are some of the most friendly animals on earth!
Anon two: Alligators will fucking kill you

Anon one: sarcasm dumbass
Anon two: fucking Poe's Law
by Ysgramoths February 12, 2017
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Harrison's Law

Harrison's Law is used in relation to beliefs or faith but does not have to involve god or religion.

"Any belief that is based on no evidence is equal in rational validity to any belief you can invent on the spot."
Harrison's Law us used to demonstrate to an irrational believer that their belief is completely unfounded in a way which makes sense. If you consider a belief that has no evidence to support it such as a belief in Zeus, then this belief is as rational and logical as believing in anything you can invent yourself.

The law is used to show "believers" that their belief could be anything at all and would still carry as much meaning, validity or usefulness as any fictional belief made up there and then.
by Sarah Ballantine January 5, 2008
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