The Mall Grab.
Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.
The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.
“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.
The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.
“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
Get the Mall Grabmug. by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020
Get the Grab ass daymug. by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
Get the National Grab Dick Daymug. ”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”
Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs
Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs
Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019
Get the National Boobie Grabbing Daymug.