May Two-Four

Queen Victoria's birth day, May 24th, is a statutory holiday in Canada and the first long weekend since Easter. It is the traditional weekend during which one opens 'the camp' (cottage), and signifies the start of summer (and Blackfly season) in Canada. The reference to 'two-four' rather than 'twenty-fourth' is a Canadian inside joke refering to the obligatory case(s) of 24 bottles of beer, or 'two-fours' required to celebrate the opening of the camp and to steel one's courage against the blackflies and the mice that will have settled into the camp since it was closed in the fall.

"Did ya go to the Beer Store and get a couple of two-fours for camp? It's May two-four, eh, and there'll be a lineup!"

by KAL May 25, 2004

Two Pin Reset

Term used to describe turning a battery operated item like a mobile phone on and off.

Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.

Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.

I've performed a two pin reset on your phone sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

by fweedinator October 13, 2018

Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner

We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise

by 2PS May 30, 2019

two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"

Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!

by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011

two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!

by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020

two buck fucked

The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.

Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.

Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011