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redneck rolex

Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.
Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!
by white pine April 6, 2024
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Redneck

I don't know if this is true, but I think rednecks are people who own a gun, live in the south of the US, love America way too much, and are homophobic/ transphobic. I guess some honorable mentions are: love god, have a gross beard, owns a truck.
Me: I saw a guy dressed up as a roblox noob.
Some random wierdo: Well I saw a redneck yelling racist thing across a Walmart parking lot while aiming his gun at my 67 year old neighbor.
by Ikikikikikikikbai December 10, 2022
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Redneck

The working class white man. Called red neck probably because people work under the sun all day and have their necks with red sunburn.

Redneck Starter Pack: White supremacist, blind religious, thick wife, diesel quad, not very rich, not very bright children, mistreated wife, own three or four pit gamedogs chained in the back yard and shoot a gay man for being gay (and fail the aim).

Ah and his pitbulls don't follow the standard of human friendliness.
-Yo dawg, yo kno Joshua?
-Yes, I have seen him two days ago walking his "best" dog, that animal is such a man biter, nothing compared to my two Bolio pit bulls...

-He's such a redneck, yesterday I hear him calling his son a faggot son of a black gay seal woman because the boy failed basic math exam... At 8th year.
-Well I do think his son is a fag but he has no justification to shout at the boy like that.
-What a shitdog.
by Random Faces May 14, 2019
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Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021
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redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after
My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell
by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017
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REDNECK BITCH

THE DEFINITION OF A REDNECK BITCH IS A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOONE IS DOWN TO EARTH AND WILL TELL IT HOW IT IS, SHE WILL ALWAYS HOLD HER OWN EVEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THROWING PUNCHES, SHES WHAT YOU CALL REAL HONEST LOVING CARING AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT IF YOU DISRESPECT HER THERE AINT NO TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANT TREATED ITS YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT SHES GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT. BTW ALL REDNECKS AINT RACISTS ASSHOLES.
"THAT REDNECK BITCH AINT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT NONSENSE NOW IS SHE."
by ChelleLynn April 17, 2017
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