go commit depression

making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.

go commit depression!!!!

by unteched March 20, 2021

high on depression

Accepting the depression, embracing it

Dan: I’m high on life

Mecca: I’m high on depression hbu Kay
Dan: what does high on depression mean?
Mecca: It means Accepting the depression, embracing it.

by Danthebot April 30, 2021

pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*

by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021

Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*

by Anakinnie April 19, 2022

Breaking Bad Depression

The depression you feel after watching the finale of “Breaking Bad”.

Oh man! Yesterday I saw the BB finale and now I got Breaking Bad Depression.

by luddode July 6, 2022

post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.

Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.

by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022