Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008

durf clod

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.

1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.

by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007

toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007

velvet clinch

n. the description of what a woman's vagina feels like on a man's penis during intercourse.

"Her pussy gripped me like a velvet clinch, it was fucking great!"

by 6o66y dville December 12, 2007