Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021

Taxing

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

The drill sergeant has been taxing me all day with cleaning duties.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.

Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.

by Finance guy October 9, 2012

Grimace Tax

a version of fanum taxxing where the person destroys the other persons food

I bought food and he fucking just grimace taxed it!!

by Zakarya9797 February 28, 2024

Fanum tax

The act of taking a portion of food from a friend.

I fanum taxed his fries.

by Skib1d1sigma69420 July 1, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax was started whenever a big morbidly obese black man named Fanum joined the stream-house called AMP, in these streams Fanum would walk up to his friends and he would tax their food, by taxing I mean stealing, this quickly became a meme, and now it is commonly used among over "Brain-Rot" phrases, such as: Skibidi Toilet, Grimace Shake, Mewing/Mogging, Edging/Gooning, ETC.

"Michael Stevens did you see the Fanum Tax on the last stream?" "No kitten, I was too busy drinking a special someone's milk."

"Dude, my little brother Fanum Taxed me." "What the actual fuck is Fanum Tax?" "Please eat out my asshole."

"Skibidi Toilet, Fanum Taxed my little brother while he was edging, and the entire time the Skibidi was mewing." "Actually kill yourself."

by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024