hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

mookie monster

Name that NBA players gave to Gloria James, Lebron's mom, because she was known for having sexual relations with several NBA players.

MJ was so sick during "the flue game", because he thought he was the father of mookie monster's son. Later on, it was known that Dell Curry, was the father of that kid.

by Trump was elected president January 6, 2017

puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 25, 2017

monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020

Creatine monster

Somebody who takes creatine and automatically thinks they are hard when they’re still small

Mezzy is such a creatine monster he’s just fat

by Paddy2croydon November 22, 2021

Joshie Monster

Name of our Lord and saviour

THERES JOSHIE MONSTER Said Sam
LETS TALK ABOUT FORTNITE TO HIM Said James

by Swansey November 11, 2021

Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021