boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.

I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?

by Jack N. Jit December 05, 2024

Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)

I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!

by Ezmoney March 25, 2023

Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 22, 2023

The Boston drag

1. (noun)- The very last drag of a cigarette, blunt or joint that may end up being mostly the filter.

"You're smoking filter at this point! Way to take the Boston drag."

by Maebo November 21, 2013

Boston Bilge

The act of chugging too much beer and as a result vomiting - then catching said vomit in your own hand. "

"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)

In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy Chris last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.

by McDrunkard March 20, 2011