waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 25, 2023

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

spider man

best halloween costume

spider man is just a sticky boyo

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor

Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.

by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021

Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.

The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.

Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!

by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021