Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After me and Stacey did Canada's History, we couldn't look each other in the eye for days.

by tycoonius February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.

After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.

by Biggie132 February 4, 2010

canada's history

Skull-fucking a moose skull with maple-syrup drenched penis and cumming into the Stanley Cup.

After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.

by kindlegume February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.

Look out baby. tonight I'm going to school you in Canada's History

by battleboybassist February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is a mating ritual in which Stephen Colbert will utilize a replica Stanley Cup as a pump as he wears moose antlers. As the act is going on, the partner uses maple syrup to lube the Stanley Cup replica. This act has yet to be successful.

I heard Stephen Colbert wants to explore Canada's History with you.

by BBFlights February 4, 2010

Canada's History

the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha

I enjoyed Canada's History while I was camping on the weekend

by rob savage February 4, 2010