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Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024
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Explosive Goo Cannon

best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)
by Did you forget...who Ι am? December 24, 2024
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Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.
Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon
by WildoDilly February 20, 2026
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Particle Accelerator Cannon

A large-scale, typically vehicle-mounted or fixed-position directed-energy weapon system using particle accelerator technology to deliver destructive energy at range. The "cannon" designation implies scale, power, and military application—not a handheld device but a crew-served or platform-mounted system capable of engaging ships, aircraft, missiles, or ground targets. Particle accelerator cannons appear in speculative fiction, classified military research, and the gray zone between known physics and black projects—technologies that may exist but remain unacknowledged, too sensitive for public disclosure, or simply too far ahead of public science to be believed.
Example: "The declassified documents mentioned a 'charged particle cannon' test in the 1980s—whether real or disinformation, the concept of a Particle Accelerator Cannon has haunted military speculation ever since."
by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
By the looks of it a R3d Alamo Cannonball took place in there last night.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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