The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.
by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010
Get the Goldner statusmug. An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:
Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"
Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"
Guy: "WTF is that?"
Girl: "A waay of life haaa."
Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"
Guy: "WTF is that?"
Girl: "A waay of life haaa."
by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010
Get the Hottmess Statusmug. The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
Get the Nakatory statusmug. When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.
He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.
by Ratatted May 21, 2025
Get the Rat-statusmug. An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021
Get the Status Potatomug. Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.
Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.
by Serios69er July 7, 2010
Get the Party Statusmug. when you’re old enough to not understand things targeted for young audiences, or when you’ve reached an age that is, relative to your friends, old
by maybemiro May 19, 2024
Get the unc statusmug.