Pancake your yam sack

The act of transforming a man's genitals into round, flat objects resembling pancakes. Usually accomplished through the application of extreme force delivered via a baseball bat or one's knee, foot, fist, or elbow.
Betsy said, "Owen, I haven't told you this before, but I have a 3rd degree black belt in Karate. If you don't keep your distance from me I will seriously pancake your yam sack."
by NIIC-T July 31, 2008
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that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw
alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!
by ghetto mama April 19, 2005
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Hungarian Pancake Stack

A sexual act involving two males and one female in which one male lies flat upon his back with the female on top, and the remaining male on top of her, with both males simultaneously penetrating her. To distinguish the Hungarian Pancake Stack, the female must be menstruating with the blood evoking Hungarian vampire lore.
It's a good thing we got a hotel room before we did that Hungarian Pancake Stack. All this blood would be a pain in the ass to clean up.
by DJ Lanski June 26, 2012
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cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.
"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."
by Fenland July 02, 2005
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A happy man named tyler, he loves pancakes.
Jon: Hey tyler, whats up?
Tyler: POPTART
Jon: Excuse me?
Tyler: I IZ SO HAPPY, OM NOM NOMZ, I am Tyler the happy pancake lover
by Big Mac Jelly Eater May 02, 2009
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words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"
by the cooler n-dawg October 12, 2007
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Mixing Pancake Batter

Rapping at a speed that demands respect.
"Spent fifteen years tryna be a rapper, nobody payed attention 'til I started mixing pancake batter; Now they come to shows like 'go faster'"
by Armchair_Astronaut January 14, 2017
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