Keffiyeh Karen

They are a Species of the Karen Genus and share similar traits. Like Karen, they are easily offended or misgendered and then cry about not feeling comfortable or safe. Often, hunger strikes between lunch and dinner. She will always call an ambulance to change a tampon and then complain about it to the EMT’s Manager.

However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.

However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.

Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.

But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
Example 1: Look, Abdullah. That Keffiyeh Karen wearing a Pride Flag would probably not last very long in our home Islamic State. But we love her "fishies for fisherman."
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Cankle Karen

A special breed of Karen with extra thick ankles who usually spends all her time raging online
That Denise is a real Cankle Karen she is triggered all day raging in online forums
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Army Karen

An “Army Karen” is the wife of someone who’s enlisted in the military who is a total bitch to everyone else while he’s on deployment or just in the reserves
Sid: Susan is a total “Army Karen” since her husband was deployed.

Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
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Army Karen

“Army Karen” is a woman who’s boyfriend or significant other serves in the military and as a result goes on a power trip in acting erratically in ways not limited to infidelity to general human garbage behavior
Susan really has become an Army Karen ever since her husband was deployed.
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Dog Karen

A typically middle-aged woman that always seems to find something wrong in an innocuous video about a dog. Dog Karen’s have a primal need to share their usually wrong opinion and bring down the comment section of an otherwise cute video. They think they are “helping” a dog in need when most of the time they are over sensitive and have no idea what they’re talking about.
“Aww look at this cute video about a man rescuing dogs.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”
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Karen-for-others

A middle age white woman with "the haircut" and sunglasses who, contrary to the stereotype, actually expresses compassion and selflessness in her words and actions.
Wow Marcus when your mom asked to speak to the African American manager I thought she was going to complain and make a scene. Instead she complimented the food and decor and asked where she could leave a 5 star review and complimented the picture of his wife he had in his office.

Yeah she's a real Karen-for-others
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Big Karen

Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.
Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.
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