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by anonymous October 17, 2021

Evan

If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)

If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3

If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.

Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)

by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021

Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times

Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.

by The emos crusader October 9, 2019

Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you

Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend

by Badass3425 April 13, 2019

Evan

Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012

"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'

by Ghostface's MySpace August 24, 2021

Evan

Human

Evan is a human

by Bob4325264 March 23, 2022

evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 5, 2019