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Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.
Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK
by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020
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Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7
Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.
by Crouchy November 7, 2018
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Dan

Dan
by thatmanwithaplaninhishand February 28, 2021
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Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.
Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
by JerZWorth December 18, 2021
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Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
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Aussie Dan

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.
Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.
by Land down under mate April 22, 2022
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Dan

dan's penis is a fair bit larger than junryu's
by wallsgg December 3, 2020
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