Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019
Get the Circles jerkmug. by MADHOUSE THE BADHOUSE September 16, 2010
Get the Jerkle Circlemug. Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
Get the Square Circlemug. 
A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
Get the Presidential Circle Jerkmug. by Tittie knowledge November 13, 2021
Get the Titty circlemug. Performing fellatio with 3 or more partners together in such a fashion that you create a circle. Or rather, 69ing with more than 2 people
We got the gang together for a lovely circle of life. We should do it weekly like book club. - Justin C (the originator)
by justin collier June 9, 2022
Get the Circle of Lifemug.