At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011
Get the Mike The Unicornmug. Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?
He is a very smexy creature.
I will forever love you mike wazowski
He is a very smexy creature.
I will forever love you mike wazowski
by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022
Get the MIKE Wazowskimug. The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.
by romanator03 April 5, 2022
Get the dirty mikemug. A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
Get the Mike Dysonmug. by 459395 March 26, 2022
Get the Hatsune Mikemug. hey Dan go over to that group of girls and say "mike" and then Say "oxsmol" But really Fast. mike oxsmol!?
by YeetsupDictionary October 13, 2021
Get the mike oxsmolmug. 