first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

First-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Belly Cousin

Male friend who have had sex with the same female. Similar to "tunnel buddy"

Mike: I had sex with Alyssa last night.

Jon: Oh, shit! I used to hit that also! We're belly cousins!

Both: *high five

by Flyboy87124 October 29, 2020

Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Cousin T's

The pancake brand owned by Terrence K Williams (AKA Cousin Trans); A man who spends a great deal of his life thinking about transgendered people every day. Obsessing is caring! Thank you, Cousin T!

"Be sure to try out your Cousin T's trans-cakes by Cousin Trans! He should totally dress up like a woman and sell them just to lighten up!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

double-first great-cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.

My double-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019