NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

Be Your Bro's Boyfriend Day

An unofficial annual celebration held on November 3rd, where straight men spend 24 hours acting as each other's boyfriends. The day encourages platonic affection, camaraderie, and playful exploration of same-gender relationships, allowing bros to experience a different dynamic without any romantic pressure.

"Dude, it’s November 3rd! Time for Be Your Bro's Boyfriend Day! Let’s hit the town and show some love!"

"On Be Your Bro's Boyfriend Day, we went to brunch, held hands, and watched a rom-com—it was surprisingly fun!"

by TheFish111 November 4, 2024

National Boyfriend Day

National Boyfriend Day is a day where a girl and a boy link at each other’s house and celebrate and have fun and get a special treat on NOVEMBER 7 and the girl spoils the boy

National Boyfriend Day is coming

by TheDonandTheGoat October 29, 2020

Boyfriend

Somebody who can cheat on you if they wanted to.

Boyfriend: “Hey babe, what’s up?”
Girl: “Why are you cheating on me??”
Boyfriend: “Cause I can.”

by SomeChinchilla September 26, 2020

National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.

“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”

by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019