Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning July 13, 2013

Square Box Hero

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

by The KC Huckster July 06, 2023

pussy hero

A type of sex in which the woman is used like a video game often involving multiple orgasms for a time but often subsequent boredom from the woman as she grows to realize and resent the gamers emotional indifference.

Jeff has a long tongue and is the reining champion of pussy hero.

by Bluepillprofessor October 24, 2018

Scum Hero

Someone who is typically a dirt bag but suddenly redeems his or herself

Me: Did you read Anthony Scaramucci’s new interview in Vanity Fair slamming Trump?
Her: Yeah, he’s my scum hero

by stuartc1 August 20, 2019

play dj hero

Female masturbation

I know she play DJ hero she's lonely.

by Empirethedon February 16, 2017

Hero x

Dillusional idiot who named himself after a phone
But a pretty good friend no cap

Hero X is a dumb fuck

by Karabo molope October 05, 2020

hero main

Wanker with no skill whatsoever and relies on RNG to win matches

Look at this bitch. He's such a hero main

by SBG_Banana November 10, 2020