Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

National Hump your gf day

On October 17th go up to ur girl alone and grab her neck and hump her

Wanna do National Hump your gf day

by KeroZero October 16, 2019

Your an Idiot who clicked this link

Ur an idiot for clicking this link, funny to think u thought this was access to Minecraft 2.

Wow, your an idiot who clicked this link.

by Mrcool12369420 September 8, 2020

National shave your pussy month

LADIES IT IS TIME TO SHAVE THAT COOCHIE IDC HOW OLD U ARE ITS TIME PERIDOTTT ALLL YALLL QUEENS GOTTA BE CLEAN FOR UR MANSSS PERIODTTT

can you please shave it’s national shave your pussy month

by BLACKQUEEN💕✨ January 13, 2022

Give a girl your hoodie day

February 4th is give a girl your hoodie day

I'm taking three hoodies to school today
Why
It's give a girl your hoodie day

by Jrgay February 2, 2020

Smack Your Mexican Friend Day

Smack your Mexican Friend for talking bad about you in Spanish! Take the chance while you got it!

Let's smack Juan on December 11th! It's National Smack Your Mexican Friend Day!

by Zalphose December 9, 2019

Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019