Alaskan chilliDog

when you ejaculate in a persons anus and they shit at the same time.

you man my girl pulled the Alaskan chilliDog on me

oh dear god no

by the Alaskan everything... August 31, 2016

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

by Dumpater January 7, 2021