semi porn

anything that causes a semi-boner or what is know as the chubbs.

Looking at the hood rat is like semi porn

by ninjalotus April 2, 2009

petticoat porn

Porn with ladies from the petticoat era showing a little leg and a lot of bush. Known to be liked by men named Mason.

"I like my porn with girls showing some leg. Petticoat porn is so innocent," said Mason.

by Mandles123 January 7, 2011

Overwatch Porn

A porno consisting of female character's from the game Overwatch. It's basically Dva, Mercy, or WidowMaker getting fucked by an unknown figure.

The fuck is Overwatch Porn?

by WhitestKnight December 7, 2018

Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.

Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.

by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011

Spirit Porn

A time at which a couple fuck so good that even their spirits start making love.

Terry: Hey Tom I heard you and your wife were making spirit porn again.

Tom: Yeah I felt our spirits making love themselves.

by IStoleYourFetus May 29, 2018

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

porn rows

braiding your pubes in corn rows

Hey Jerry, my girlfriend just got porn rows!

by the nippler August 17, 2014