by jimmyyesyes October 21, 2019
What college or high school students do when they want to need to study but want to Netflix and chill
" hey want to Netflix and chill?"
"I would but I need to study "
"That's okay, we can flash card and freak"
"On my way"
"I would but I need to study "
"That's okay, we can flash card and freak"
"On my way"
by Bellacapri01 November 09, 2015
During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card
by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010
Card u can play on ur best friend to make sure they will help u cus they r ur best friend can only be used once a month and in appropriate sense
by Justin1230 January 28, 2017
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
by Connorbrown3993 January 13, 2019
When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
by Lucy Loo Allblue January 19, 2012
When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018