Frederik’s are ice cream munchers by day and sex gods by night! They are as rare as girls farts and as mythical as pooped out unicorns. Only the luckiest get to be uno’d by him and if you have tickled a Frederik your life has been completed. He sings as well as Freddy Mercury and knows several languages including dog and seal. Any dad would be lucky to go fish with him as he is the catch of the day! You won’t regret meeting a Frederik. He will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Extremely a Frederik
by Potatohuskerian August 17, 2018
Get the Frederik mug.basically the kindof day when you feel like fucking shit upp, when everybody sucks, and you dont why but you wanna justify ripping someones head off.
also can be described as a day when you wear a red hat backwards. keep in mind you must be chubby and white.
also can be described as a day when you wear a red hat backwards. keep in mind you must be chubby and white.
cainen- "d0000d *bitch cainen voice. kevdog is having such a fred durst day. hes soooo mean.! //: and he keeps talkin about hotdog watererer!"
kevdog- "shutup bitch! *smack!. GET THE FUCK UP!" -Fred durst voice.
kevdog- "shutup bitch! *smack!. GET THE FUCK UP!" -Fred durst voice.
by buckthenasty. July 26, 2010
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Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
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Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
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fred is a nut
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"Fred is such a loser!"
Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.
Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.
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