Cheers big ears

Toasting your mates for a drink; equivalent to "bottoms up".

"Here's to not remembering any of this in the morning. Cheers big ears.

by Becky C March 14, 2008

cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

by Petra! August 30, 2005

on the lobe of my ear

An expression used when you are able to hum and/or sing along to a song that is playing but not able to name it

Joe: Lalalalalalalalala Ooooooooh
Sarah: What song is that?
Joe: I dont know, its on the lobe of my ear.

by yecamnaht23 October 12, 2010

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die

kill me now my ear nipple rape

by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018

Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"

Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear

by official friend October 28, 2018

clip around the ear

When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.

If you keep giving me backchat, you'll get a clip around the ear

by Polsy July 31, 2017