alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.

I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.

by Webster definer March 24, 2024

Alaskan Cruise

A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship

Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair

I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough

by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022

Alaskan Pool Party

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.

Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.

by Jennifer Italia July 26, 2022

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

Alaskan Shrekmantha

When you cut a hole in the front of your shrek body pillow and then fill it with shampoo and proceed to fuck it until you cum 10 consistent times.

Today I did an alaskan shrekmantha to a pillow.

by BIG M23 February 15, 2022

Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow

Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA

by BIG M23 February 16, 2022

Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.

“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine”

by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026