Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Salty Camel

A term to describe a woman who has large vaginal lips that taste very salty.

She is a fucking salty camel.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

generic salty poptart

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

Salty gas mask

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.

DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!

by An e mouse May 25, 2018

Canadian Salty Fries

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

by ABuurges January 4, 2013