cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Cum Tuesday

Piece of a Famous quote from WWE wrestler Von Wagner that acknowledges a holiday known as Cum Tuesday.

Von Wagner: Cum Tuesday? I love that idea.

by Gioninox October 7, 2023

cum roulette

When you have six dudes cum in a chick and you all have to take a paternity test. Whoever is the father loses.

I lost cum roulette because I have a kid.

by askdkd May 13, 2012

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

cum whore

A person who loves the ejaculation of a lover.

That girl was a dity cum whore, she wanted it all over her face!

by sugarnips September 23, 2007

Cum Blobs

pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.

When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.

by The Ladybug Picnic February 18, 2009